Who is the best Pokemon? Charizard, right? That’s what I always thought. But then I realized that Tortle’s names are a problem. And this article will show you how exactly they’re problematic and why they’re so terrible. So let’s get started!
Tortle Names is an issue that affects all of us in many ways, but it has been ignored for too long. When we come together to tell Nintendo about our problems with tortles’ names, maybe something will change for the better!
The Problem: Tortle Names is the end of the world as we know it. It has been reported that Pokemon names are causing many problems in our society, and tortles have one of the most problematic.
When Nintendo created new pokemon species with their updated graphics, they also changed some of them like making Mudkip a water type instead of just pure ground-type because he was originally (and still) slippery on land. But for some reason when they made tortles’ name change to “Torterra” from “Turtwig”, no such changes were included! This means that there’s something wrong going on here and this could potentially be bad news..for all life at sea level or higher I suppose? The first problem is that tortles have one of the most problematic names because they are not water types. I understand why Nintendo would make Mudkip a water type, but for some reason when Tortle’s name changed to “Torterra” from “Turtwig”, no such changes were included! This means there’s something wrong going on here and this could potentially be bad news..for all life at sea level or higher I suppose? This makes them only ground-type which just doesn’t seem right in any context what so ever. They’re also huge and slow which has nothing to do with being slower than other Pokemon as well (which we’ve already covered). Also if you want more problems with their design,