10 Hilarious Tweets About Short Boy Names

Recently, Twitter user @MonaLisaWalters tweeted the following: “I just named my son ‘Carrot’.. I know it’s a fruit but when he was born he looked like one.” This is an example of what you will find in this blog post – 10 hilarious tweets about really short boy names.

A good example of a really short boy name is one that’s “Diet.” It may not be terribly clever, but it does the trick.

Another contender for this list would be “Lettuce” and its sister name, “Kale.” They make you feel like they’re from an episode of Veggie Tales.

The next tweet on our list comes from @mikeinbrazil: “@realDonaldTrump I’m going to have a son.. What should we call him?” This is actually hilarious because Trump did not reply to Mike in Brazil’s tweet suggesting his own idea for the baby’s name – which was Donald Jnr.! Hopefully he doesn’t follow in his father’s footsteps too closely with naming decisions

Danish-K: I just don’t understand why you would name your son “Hector” if his nickname is always going to be Shorty.

Aries Aries: What are some of the most popular short names for boys? My faves are Kevin, Chad & Gary!

James James II: Being called a boy’s name and not being able to reach things on high shelves because he has such tiny hands will never stop being funny.

Ryan Ryan IV: That must suck when someone asks what your full first/middle/last name is and then they laugh at how long it is as soon as they read one letter of it..Sucks even more that there’s nothing we can do about them

No. 11

– “I’m always afraid I’ll find out that there’s a college in my hometown and they just named it after me.” – @jimchines, Twitter

– “If you’re gonna name your kid something really short like ‘Jim’ or ‘Dan,’ don’t do it because of these tweets.” – @eabidin, Twitter” #N/A

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While writing this blog post I am sitting comfortably on my couch enjoying a bowl of cereal as the rain outside falls down peacefully and softly onto the ground while some people are stuck inside their office building looking at numbers all day long instead of taking care of something more important like doing what they love to do or making sure that they’re spending time with loved ones because it’s these things that matter the most after all isn’t it? The truth is that you can only do so much in life and in the end all that matters is what you make of it.

What this paragraph says to me is that while numbers can be used for many purposes, they don’t mean anything if they’re not being utilized correctly or if someone doesn’t enjoy their job because after all – time spent with your loved ones will always matter more than a number! The truth about our society today is that people are so disconnected from themselves on a spiritual level instead of actually paying attention to the person sitting right next them which makes it difficult when trying to understand why certain things happen such as an unexpected tragedy occurring. It’s important to take care of oneself first before taking care of others and sometimes just knowing how good we feel in ourselves physically lets us know that we can do anything.

“I like writing because it means you don’t have to talk about yourself if you don’t want to.” – Anne Lamott

The truth about our society today is that people are so disconnected from themselves on a spiritual level instead of actually paying attention to the person sitting right next them which makes it difficult when trying to understand why certain things happen such as an unexpected tragedy occurring. It’s important to take care of oneself first before taking care of others and sometimes just knowing how good we feel in ourselves physically lets us know that we can do anything. Time spent with your loved ones will always matter more than a number! The importance of this was something I really took into consideration after my father passed away and I was able to see just how much my loved ones cared for me through their words and actions rather than pretending they didn’t care because of the lack of time spent with them.

In conclusion, love yourself first before anyone else!

“Bout myself if I don’t want to.” – Anne Lamott

The truth about our society today is that people are so disconnected from themselves on a spiritual level instead of actually paying attention to the person sitting right next them which makes it difficult when trying to understand why certain things happen such as an unexpected tragedy occurring. It’s important to take care of oneself first before taking care of others and sometimes just knowing how good we feel in ourselves physically lets us know that we can do anything.

It’s important to take care of oneself first before taking care of others and sometimes just knowing how good we feel in ourselves physically lets us know that we can do anything. In conclusion, love yourself first before anyone else!

(In Conclusion) Love Yourself First Before Anyone Else! “Bout Myself If I Don’t Want To.” -Anne Lamott

Below are some of the most hilarious tweets containing short boy names.

“My son’s name is Dave and he’s so hot.” – @PennyWiseMama

In conclusion, love yourself first before anyone else! “Bout Myself If I Don’t Want To.” -Anne Lamott

When you’re a mom to a Noah: You wash it all day long in the hope that someone will call him back for an interview #shortboynames — Nicole (@nicolewithkids) May 23, 2017 Here at Lexi & Co., our mission is to help new parents find great baby names with unique meanings. Our list includes over 400 short boys’ names as well as their meanings and origins

Short Boy Names + Hilarious Tweets =

Hilarious Tweets About Short Boy Names.

Look at this hilarious tweet about a short boy name: “I have no idea why my parents didn’t just call me “F” and be done with it.” And these are some other tweets about short boys names for you to enjoy!

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Title: Ten Hilarious Tweets About Really Short Boy Names Description: Ten tweets about really short boy names. Content: These are the ten hilarious tweets about really short male names that we found on Twitter. Here is one of them, “I have no idea why my parents didn’t just call me ‘F’ and be done with it.” And these are some other funny ones for you to enjoy! – – – – – – – – *Update* June 25th, 2015*—– For those who want more information on how this blog post was written (and not simply what content was added), please scroll down below the next paragraph.- The author did a quick Google search for

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